Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Ho 

An alternative way of spelling "why."

Don't get it?

Choir: C - HO - ir

Thanks VSauce

Ho by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2025

Fembot 

A common way to misspell femboy.

I like dressing up as a fembot in my spare time
*Femboy

Fembot by Ubeenbamboozledson February 9, 2025

Houseplants with emotions 

Introverts

Introverts are houseplants with emotions

Houseplants with emotions by Ubeenbamboozledson February 8, 2025

Hope Chess 

A phenomenon in chess where a player makes moves that align with what they would like their opponent to do instead of playing the objectively best move. The most common result is that their opponent does not play the moves they "want," resulting in confusion and, ultimately, major blunders.

Hope Chess is a good way to lose fast.

Hope Chess by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2024

Velcro Kitty 

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

Velcro Kitty by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

The Right Stuff 

The Right Stuff (also known as "Date Right Stuff") is a dating website made by conservatives, for conservatives. It has received criticism for flirting with far-right ideologies and having an oddly small amount of female users.

It was created by former White House aide John McEntee, who (in)famously posts right-wing rhetoric/satire on various social media websites while he eats food at a restaurant.

Date The Right Stuff

The Right Stuff by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

🤷🏻 ♂️ 

An emoji used after a true statement (or a rhetorical question) that invalidates an argument, used to show that the person typing the comment knows the other person will ignore it.

Also has a female variant: 🤷🏻 ♀️

"No guy wants to date me after I cheated on my boyfriend"
"That sounds like a 'you' problem 🤷🏻 ♂️"

🤷🏻 ♂️ by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024