Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Hope Chess 

A phenomenon in chess where a player makes moves that align with what they would like their opponent to do instead of playing the objectively best move. The most common result is that their opponent does not play the moves they "want," resulting in confusion and, ultimately, major blunders.

Hope Chess is a good way to lose fast.

Hope Chess by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2024

Velcro Kitty 

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

Velcro Kitty by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

The Right Stuff 

The Right Stuff (also known as "Date Right Stuff") is a dating website made by conservatives, for conservatives. It has received criticism for flirting with far-right ideologies and having an oddly small amount of female users.

It was created by former White House aide John McEntee, who (in)famously posts right-wing rhetoric/satire on various social media websites while he eats food at a restaurant.

Date The Right Stuff

The Right Stuff by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

🤷🏻 ♂️ 

An emoji used after a true statement (or a rhetorical question) that invalidates an argument, used to show that the person typing the comment knows the other person will ignore it.

Also has a female variant: 🤷🏻 ♀️

"No guy wants to date me after I cheated on my boyfriend"
"That sounds like a 'you' problem 🤷🏻 ♂️"

🤷🏻 ♂️ by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

I don't make the rules 

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

I don't make the rules by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.

Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.

Ted Nugent by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024

Wucanit benou 🎷

A silly video which imagines two cats singing the popular song "Who Can It Be Now?" by Men At Work, except all of the lyrics are spelled out phonetically and the other cat does nothing but play the saxophone.

Wucanit benou 🎷

Wucanit benou 🎷 by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024