Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Dead Internet Theory
A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
Dead Internet Theory by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
Now That I have Your Attention
A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.
This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"
Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"
Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"
Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
Now That I have Your Attention by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
Bus Doors
Bus Doors by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025
Boy Cat
Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.
"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.
Boy Cat by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025
Guthib
Guthib by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2025
Don Henley
Don Henley is known for two things: Being the drummer and primary lead vocalist for the Eagles, and for having a massive stick up his ass when it comes to people covering songs that he wrote. The total number of copyright strikes on YouTube that he is responsible for is probably close to the total number of records the Eagles have sold.
Don Henley by Ubeenbamboozledson March 1, 2025