by Ubeenbamboozledson July 19, 2020
A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2021
When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.
In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.
RIP Betty White
January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
RIP Betty White
January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 31, 2021
A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 09, 2022
The most utterly vile and unapologetically racist video game to ever exist. Period. The fact that this game is not illegal to own is a fucking travesty.
"Ethnic Cleansing (2002)" is a video game where you play as a KKK member (or a Neo-Nazi, as if that's any better) committing domestic terrorism in the form of mass murder...and that's as far as I'll go in describing it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 03, 2024
A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.
"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:
There I was- Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming
There I was- Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021
When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.
Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"
But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"
But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 19, 2021