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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Dead Internet Theory 

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
The "Dead Internet Theory" is now a fact

Now That I have Your Attention 

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."
Bus Doors by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025
Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.
"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.
Boy Cat by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025
You spelled it wrong.
Guthib is what you get when you fail at spelling Github.
Guthib by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2025

Don Henley 

If you look up "Killjoy" in the dictionary, this guy will pop up.
Don Henley is known for two things: Being the drummer and primary lead vocalist for the Eagles, and for having a massive stick up his ass when it comes to people covering songs that he wrote. The total number of copyright strikes on YouTube that he is responsible for is probably close to the total number of records the Eagles have sold.