Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Best Friends Forever

Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Mitt RINO

Mitt Romney's real name.

It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.

"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"

"Umm..."

"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2020

Covered Up

When the cover of a song is better than the original.

Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020

December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.

Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020