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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

A slang term for a person on the Internet who is way too young to be on the Internet, often used in response to when a clearly underage person says some stupid shit on a video or post
Random 8-year-old on YouTube: "your video sucks mine are better"

Random Chad: "Shut up and go do your homework lil bro"
Lil bro by Ubeenbamboozledson December 14, 2025
Actually a pretty goated game before it blew up
Among Us before 2020 was a great game
Among Us by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2025
A slang term for online content of excessively poor quality that can actually negatively affect a person's mental health and overall intelligence if consumed consistently.
"Slop" takes many forms. The most common form is "AI Slop," which refers to low quality AI content. However, one does not need to use AI to make slop.
Slop by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2025

Bait used to be believable

A memetic term used to describe how much rage bait (and trolling in general) has declined in the past decade, becoming so obvious and low-effort that you'd have to be mighty stupid to fall for it.
Obvious hacker: "Bruhhh I got banned because I was too good at this game for those stupid plebs bruhhh the mods are losers bruhhh"

Chad: "Bait used to be believable."

Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.
Look out bro, my cat is landsharking
Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025

Scary Words

A satirical term for inoffensive "trigger words" that, if used, will cause whatever you just posted on the Internet to be removed or heavily censored.
"Bro my post got removed because I said a guy 'died' instead of saying he 'committed not living'"

"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."
Scary Words by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2025

The Assumption Song 

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.
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