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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

A job that will either make you or break you. Most likely the latter.
If you think you're a people person, working in retail will test that theory. If you're not a people person, working in retail will force you to become one.

Either way, within a year you'll be an entirely different person, for better or worse.
Retail by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2026

Post-post Cringe

When you make a post on a website and cringe when you look back on it later.
I made up a really stupid definition on Urban Dictionary and now I have post-post cringe.
Actual definition: having a lot of (or very strong) spice; typically refers to food.

Slang:
1. NSFW/Explicit.
2. Short-tempered, but (usually) not outright mean; often used jokingly or affectionately.
How to use spicy in a sentence:

Actual: "That food is really spicy. You'd better have milk on standby."
Slang (1): "Whatever you do, don't look at my texts. My GF sent me some spicy pics an hour ago."
Slang (2): "My cat can be a little spicy, but he's cool if you don't annoy him too much."
Spicy by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2026
How Vsauce spells the word "Church."

It's wrong...or is it?
John is a Christian, so he goes to tolot every Sunday morning.
Tolot by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2026
A polite way of saying "fuck you."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Now, please get out. Good day."
Good Day by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2026
A slang term for a person on the Internet who is way too young to be on the Internet, often used in response to when a clearly underage person says some stupid shit on a video or post
Random 8-year-old on YouTube: "your video sucks mine are better"

Random Chad: "Shut up and go do your homework lil bro"
Lil bro by Ubeenbamboozledson December 14, 2025
Actually a pretty goated game before it blew up
Among Us before 2020 was a great game
Among Us by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2025