Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.

It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...

Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020

Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020

.io

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.

I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020