Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions
If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
Legalize cannabis
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024
Get the Cannabismug. The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024
Get the mental gymnasticsmug. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Get the AIDSmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson October 20, 2023
Get the Better Chill Outmug. A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2024
Get the Political Whoremug. One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Ben Stiller is not Batmanmug. A funny phrase from Ace Attorney Investigations, originating from the final boss's repeated use of his special rights as an ambassador to do whatever the fuck he wants (even commit murder...twice) and face no repercussions.
"We have irrefutable evidence that you committed two murders and are the head of a smuggling ring!"
"Extraterritorial Rights."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"Extraterritorial Rights."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024
Get the Extraterritorial Rightsmug.