yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

by UCSteve November 04, 2009

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016

ghost ace

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.

Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."

by UCSteve January 27, 2018

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017

spokes-whore

A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...

"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not

by UCSteve January 16, 2022

enjoy the fuck out of

To enjoy to the max

Cleveland fans enjoy the fuck out of their {zebra jailbreak} victory tonight.

by UCSteve June 09, 2017

SWD?

"Shall We Dance?" (sarcasm) Would you like to throw down? Fight?

Bob: "I think you have no respect..."
Tom: "SWD?"

by UCSteve February 19, 2017