Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 09, 2020
When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
by Two Spoon Destroyer January 01, 2021
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.
Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020