Turnspike's definitions

spfd2600

The Springfield, Missouri location of the 2600 meetings. They meet the first Friday of every month at Barnes and Noble in the back of the cafe. See also www.spfd2600.org

The hosts of that internet radio show attend spfd2600.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

southpaw

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

retrogrouch

One who is too stubborn to learn new technology.

That retrogrouch refuses to learn how to e-mail.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003