southpaw

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 12, 2003

mulletopia

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

repo

To repossess. Often done after a loan is defaulted on.

They repo'ed my car today.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

technophile

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

by Turnspike July 29, 2003