Turd Ferguson 's definitions

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004

karbo

an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.

wow, he must be a karbo.

by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

td4guy

Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.

Look at that td4guy over there, lets fuck that douche up.

by Turd Ferguson April 2, 2005

Ninny

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy

You are such a little Ninny!

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004