Definitions by Tsarith

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner 

To win something, usually of small importance, as in a carnival game. The phrase is used to signify the value of the prize. As in a chicken dinner can be had for the same value.

Carny: "Step right up folks... See if you can knock these milk jugs over."

Man: "I'll give it a shot!" (throws hardball style, hits and knocks down the jugs)

Carny: "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!" (hands man a Chinese made stuffed animal)

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner by Tsarith June 13, 2013

Hatetriotic

The act of being so partisan that one becomes overtly hateful and spiteful to fellow Americans who are not in the same party as they are.

Joe: Andy, what's up with your family they seem so angry and crazy about the president.

Andy: Yes, I know, too much Fox News, they're totally hatetriotic.

Hatetriotic by Tsarith May 14, 2013

Peeworthy 

When something evokes such a strong emotional state that you pee your pants, but it is entirely acceptable because the event is so grand. IE: You laugh so hard you pee.

#1
Ted: Dude, be prepared to laugh... check out this YouTube clip!

Ned: *watches* OMG! LOL! LMAO!!!! Dude! That was totally peeworthy, I couldn't catch my breath!

#2
Jan: Hey Jane, you need to go see SAW 10!

Jane: Is it "scary"?

Jan: Yes, TOTALLY PEEWORTHY!

Peeworthy by Tsarith April 1, 2011

Main't 

May not

Joe: Hey, Meg and I might go to the the movie tonight, but then again, we main't.

Main't by Tsarith January 24, 2011

Taxdancer 

A person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty or of the like. Their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by Tax Filing business. Tactics include; Dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.

Driving to work I almost rear ended someone at the light because I was distracted by this Taxdancer. Although... he did have a rather good air guitar technique.

Taxdancer by Tsarith January 12, 2010

workbitcher 

One who constantly bitches about their job or someone at their work or a meeting they had to attend. Mostly online in Facebook, MySpace, Twitter or other social web sites.

Tom: I just got out of another meeting with a bunch of whiney, snively babies...

Carol: Tell me about it... I think I'll bring pacificers to my next company meeting, the sales staff is impossible!

Bob: Tom and Carol, stop being such workbitchers!

workbitcher by Tsarith May 21, 2009

gyper 

The act of being both gay and hyper at the same time

Carol: I lost 20 lbs over the summer using "Sweating to the oldies". You should try it.

Joan: Hell no, Richard Simmonz is WAY to gyper for me.

gyper by Tsarith April 24, 2009