Taxdancer 

A person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty or of the like. Their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by Tax Filing business. Tactics include; Dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.

Driving to work I almost rear ended someone at the light because I was distracted by this Taxdancer. Although... he did have a rather good air guitar technique.

Taxdancer by Tsarith January 12, 2010

Tapdancer 

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black

Fuck him he’s a tapdancer

Tapdancer by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.

Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.

Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

tapdance 

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.

Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?

tapdance by LenoSummus January 16, 2011

mexican tapdance 

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

mexican tapdance by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza 

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

Horizontal Tapdance 

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

Horizontal Tapdance by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009