Troy's definitions

A Gorilla

an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.

by troy October 29, 2003

who-dey

a term used in reference to the cincinnati bengals. a battle cry of sorts often used by fans at paul brown stadium. also a cincinnati beer produced when the bengals are good, so that means there hasn't been a great deal of "who-dey" beer brewed lately

who-dey think gonna beat them bengals... nobody!

by troy November 3, 2003

kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.

that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss

by troy October 29, 2003

kink

wierd/cool, usually in respect to sex

having a midget lick your poon when being shafted by a lion is kinky

by Troy February 19, 2003

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.

If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.

by Troy August 27, 2003

fo

Intentional misspelling of "of" for ironic effect.

Might that we could have to leave this general vicinity and retreat southward till the coming fo dawn.

by Troy February 5, 2003

Tape

Tight @ss Pussy

You ever seen those chics in the tight volleyball shorts...then you get my drift.

Also applies to the P in general if it's tight.

by Troy April 4, 2003