Troy's definitions

Klonify

To try to make something funny, only to make things go wrong; screwing things up; Ruining the fun

Bob says a joke.
Jim says a joke thats a spinoff of Bob's.
Everyone stops laughing when Jim says his joke.

by Troy December 21, 2004

pterodactyl

When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.

Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings

by Troy September 18, 2003

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.

If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.

by Troy August 27, 2003

MillenniumGT1

to Stimulate your mind by erecting on others hoods

The ever-popular "Somebody F***ed on my hood" incodent!

by Troy December 9, 2003

pathetasad

Combination of Pathetic and Sad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.

by Troy February 19, 2003

koochie

Slang for vagina.

Dinner? No Thanks I filled up on some grade-A koochie..

by Troy February 19, 2003

tying up loose ends

to forcefully engage in anal intercourse with individuals (male or female) who are chemically incapacitated

Charlie waited patiently as Jeremy passed out at the party so he could tie up some loose ends.

by Troy June 5, 2003