Troy's definitions

Sconnie

Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.

Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.

by Troy July 27, 2004

mst3k

n. Mystery Science Theater 3000: A television show in which humorous comments are adlibbed during the viewing of a low quality B-movie.

v. To make a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode that focuses on a specific film.

adj. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of a film.

they should mst3k battlefield earth

by Troy February 5, 2003

cave dan

a person, by the name of dan who reminds one of a neanderthal. a rather odd looking fellow with a large brow and forehead.

cave dan has been doing some serious crushing!

by troy October 30, 2003

Klonify

To try to make something funny, only to make things go wrong; screwing things up; Ruining the fun

Bob says a joke.
Jim says a joke thats a spinoff of Bob's.
Everyone stops laughing when Jim says his joke.

by Troy December 21, 2004

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.

If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.

by Troy August 27, 2003

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004

pterodactyl

When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.

Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings

by Troy September 18, 2003