Troy's definitions

pathetasad

Combination of Pathetic and Sad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.

by Troy February 19, 2003

bunk

Word to describe a Vagina in it worse condition; a smelly or gross vagina

Fuuucckk...that bitch is bunk, i can smell that shight from here...uuggh

by Troy May 3, 2003

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly

he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.

by troy October 31, 2003

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

somerset night

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

by Troy January 27, 2004

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004

friendly fire

when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth

Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.

by Troy May 25, 2004