Troy's definitions

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

Arco

Short for asshole, in that arco's logo resembles your a-hole.

"You fucking Arco..."

by Troy May 13, 2005

'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy May 13, 2005

the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005

brouhaha

chaos. often used to exlaim suppuriority. Used by uber nerds amd wana be posers.
The French word for Chaos.
This word was orriganly used by Ethan C

Ethan: ALl your books are belong to us!
troy: No!
Ethan: Brouhaha

by Troy February 8, 2005