pathetasad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.
by Troy February 20, 2003
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Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
by Troy April 24, 2007
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