70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 25, 2004

slipknot

Slipknot industrial metal? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

They're a commercialized nu-metal band for little kids that don't know what real metal is. If you want to know what's industrial metal, I did recommend listening Marylin Manson, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, or Ramstein.

If Slipknot is black, death, or industrial metal, then the Beastie Boys are gangster rap.

by Tony March 02, 2004

man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

by tony January 29, 2004

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony November 12, 2005

touchole

A person who acts like a "asshole"

Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know

by Tony September 18, 2003

lorena

A girl who is typically a booty call, can also be used for girls who TRY to pull off the whole rocker-chic look and end up looking like whores.

L - large
O - obsesively
R - ridiculous
E - entertaining
N - neurotic
A - ass wipe

OMG!! have you seen that LORENA girl? She is THE biggest slut in our school!

by Tony June 19, 2006

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony August 15, 2005