60 definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

nipple

A li'l nublet of flesh that is potentially stimulating when nibbled upon or pinched lightly.

Ooh, baby, your nipples are so erogenous. Allow me to pinch or nibble them, please.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Dweezle

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 6, 2003

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 6, 2003

The Kinks

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003

Ruffian

A miscreant; a lout; a wastrel.

*Gasp!* The impudence of that ruffian!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 26, 2003

Bitchpuppy

A li'l bitch; an anal rapester.

Dude! You bitchpuppy! Get your fucking hand out of my pants!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003