impudence 

The quality, state, or an instance of being insulting or grossly lacking in respect.

Girl 1> Your outfit is whack.
Girl 2> First of all don't ever say whack (you can't pull it off) and second of all your impudence means nothing coming from a stuck up hoe like yourself.

impudence by Fara April 9, 2004

impudence 

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.

Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF

impudence by Rozard December 5, 2002

impudence 

A single statment meaning "I'm a poo dance."

Guy one: What are you doing?
Guy two: Impudence.

impudence by Reagle August 21, 2006

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

impudent 

"Impudent" means rude; it often refers to rude behavior of a young person toward an older one or an authority figure, in particular.

A layman child or teen arguing business with an adult professional is often considered to be impudent.

impudent by Oldschool September 15, 2013

Impotence 

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.

I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me

Impotence by Zohan March 22, 2004