Todd's definitions

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 4, 2003

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

stupajew

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

by todd March 19, 2004

Bella

A woman of beauty who lives on Sandusky who I love with all my heart.

Yadira is very bella. She is all mine though.

by Todd May 5, 2005

cubess

To shower, shave, and shit, especially before and evening out. (S to the 3rd power, cubed S, cubess)

I'll pick you up after I cubess.

by todd March 10, 2003

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

by Todd September 13, 2004