Todd's definitions

ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

by Todd May 5, 2004

Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.

"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."

by Todd January 19, 2005

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

Brick-a-Brick

Term used to explain that you got some action the night before

yeah, last night I got a little brick a brick

by Todd December 16, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

angular

word to describe anything that is cool

polar opposite of linear

Todd Ean and Lance are all angular.
Ralph is tonka-core and linear.

by todd February 23, 2005

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004