Todd's definitions

SAE

Same Assholes Everywhere

SAE? Those guys are the same assholes everywhere.

by Todd August 19, 2003

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

gbanger

Someone to penetrate the g spot found both in men and women. Usually done by a sexamaniac.

by Todd August 27, 2003

can't understand normal thinking

cunt similar to "see you next tuesday"

She can't understand normal thinking

by todd January 7, 2005

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.

"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."

by Todd January 19, 2005

dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

by Todd September 19, 2004