Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly

Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"

Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

Attacked 

A way to describe one of the feelings a kpop fan gets when she/he see her/his bias/es looking good.

Kpop Fan1: *Shows a picture of Park Jimin*
Kpop Fan2: Omg I feel so attacked right now! He's so hot!

Attacked by ParkJimin95 June 1, 2017

attacked 

When someone is being rude and or creating rumors about you.

I feel so attacked right now.

attacked by Jessicachavez94 January 14, 2017

Attacked 

Majority report ATTACKED guys! They're being attacked!

Hym "See how that works Sam? As soon as I'm FOR something... They immediately rail against it. You were completely out of the discourse... I come in... Now they come for YOU. See how that works? You're being attacked now."

Attacked by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Attacked by a Bear 

When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically this is considered losing to the attacking Bear.

It must be noted that it is possible to fend off a Bear Attack, however only the most experienced drinkers can walk away unharmed.

This term was coined by Employees wishing to discuss recent events without exposing unethical behaviors. For instance, if we were talking in a different language.

Billy Bob got "attacked by a bear" last night. It followed him around town all night but caught up to him on the highway. Be careful not to brush up against his car.

Attacked by a Bear by V4RIRBL3 February 2, 2006

attacked by the snow leopard 

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.

Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

attacked by the snow leopard by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007

Attacked By Life 

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

Attacked By Life by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011