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guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"
todd is a guiklobba
by todd September 4, 2003
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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 19, 2005
mugGet the Hotpetmug.

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.
Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"
by Todd September 13, 2004
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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.
1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.
by Todd January 5, 2004
mugGet the jankmo-ballsmug.

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model
My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.
by Todd April 5, 2005
mugGet the girlgasmmug.

br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.
"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"
by Todd July 8, 2003
mugGet the br br brrmug.

ezhar

a term to use when someone has a big nose.
person 1: whoa you have a ezhar

person 2: i know i have a big nose so shut up
by Todd July 1, 2006
mugGet the ezharmug.

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