to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it
(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!
by TODD March 25, 2004
mugGet the to pull a markmug.

coyter

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter
by Todd January 17, 2005
mugGet the coytermug.

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.
yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.
by Todd January 15, 2005
mugGet the freedom of slaverymug.

monkies

the plural of monkey
alicia and all her friends are monkies.
by todd November 11, 2003
mugGet the monkiesmug.

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.
John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.
by Todd March 03, 2005
mugGet the man bagmug.

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"
by Todd January 15, 2005
mugGet the mousetrap thomasmug.

tcpa

The Completely Pathetic Association
I hate the tcpa.
by Todd September 01, 2003
mugGet the tcpamug.