Todd's definitions

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

stupajew

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

by todd March 19, 2004

Bella

A woman of beauty who lives on Sandusky who I love with all my heart.

Yadira is very bella. She is all mine though.

by Todd May 5, 2005

bag

<i>vt.</i> Short for douchebag.

Christ Maggie, you're such a bag.

or

Bobby, stop being a bag or go home.

by Todd April 21, 2005

dis-n-dat

An idiom composed of the demonstrative pronouns DIS and DAT that is vague filler for "not much."

Also known as: dis 'n' dat

Hey bruddah, what's the haps?
Ahh, not much, jus' da little of dis 'n' dat.

by Todd February 24, 2004

cubess

To shower, shave, and shit, especially before and evening out. (S to the 3rd power, cubed S, cubess)

I'll pick you up after I cubess.

by todd March 10, 2003

can't understand normal thinking

cunt similar to "see you next tuesday"

She can't understand normal thinking

by todd January 7, 2005