Todd's definitions

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005

LT LEE

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

by Todd March 2, 2005

br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.

"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"

by Todd July 8, 2003

Babies Arm

a huge line of coke, often the size of a babys arm

dude, he laid out three babies arms and we chewed on our jaws the rest of the night

by todd March 14, 2005

Saluchi

A "game" in which an object of clothing, usually a hat, is taken from a victim and then tossed around to prevent the victim from recovering the item. Identical to keep-away except that in this version at every toss one is expected to shout "saluchi". As far as I know this is a NYC thing only.

see definition.

by Todd November 27, 2003

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003