Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.

"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."

by Todd January 20, 2005

kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.

Get back to work the kracker is comimg

by todd December 31, 2003

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 16, 2005

memphis wig

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

by Todd August 06, 2004

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

Bucket Fanny

a deep and wide vagina

Old whores have bucket fannys

by Todd October 23, 2003

ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

by Todd January 16, 2004