ToM's definitions

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2004

dday

a casanova and a rambo at the same time.

That guy is a total dday. He woops ass and gets girls too!

by tom December 28, 2004

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

wolfbanging

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.

Arrrgh wolfbanging is horribel!!

by Tom December 31, 2004

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005