54 definitions by Tingle Likes Rupees

What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.

Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
Johnny Depp is aging gracefully.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 10, 2016
Get the aging gracefully mug.
Rule 34 of Pokemon. Banned on 4chan because of furry 4chan's board laws.
Guys like to see Porkyman on Rule 34 about Gardevoir.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019
Get the Porkyman mug.
When you perfectly telegraph your emotions with body language and abnormal behavior, and no one notices.
Screaming so loud you're silent is what George was doing when he was angry.
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 14, 2013
Get the Screaming So Loud You're Silent mug.
What you give a man who thinks he has just been raped. Its a joint that contains the following: weed mostly, opium, heroin, clorox, morphine, peyote, unidentifiable stuff, and angel dust.

to come down off of a Jeffery you need to stroke the furry wall and it gives heart attacks.
Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 11, 2019
Get the Jeffrey mug.
A seductive girl you hook up on a whim whom gives you chlamydia, just like a crocodile sneaking up on you with its dangerous jaws.
That girl was a clapodile and she has sex with literally anyone. Gave my friend the clap, the poor guy. I think she has BPD.
by Tingle Likes Rupees March 1, 2018
Get the clapodile mug.
When a guy gets off to cheating on his wife or girlfriend. Like a cuckold, but with males. Aka a muckold.
George is a muck and cheats on his girl Lucy every month and he enjoys the thrill of it, what a shithead.
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 13, 2016
Get the Muck mug.
Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!

Also see narcissism.
That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 17, 2017
Get the Fake Person mug.