53 definitions by Tingle Likes Rupees

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A human in particular, that when Professor God made him/her in his lab, he made the mistake of knocking over a vial of Chemical Asshole, making them into a giant future backstabber and unproductive shit stain member to society. Thus creating the Fuckity Fuckboys.
Nobody likes Johnny because Johnny is is a fuck and he screws over everyone for his own gain.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 18, 2017
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When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.
Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017
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A group of usually young men who obsess over, and pester different girls online (sometimes in person) acting like they are hot shit (but will also put down themselves just for your sympathy) and will block you on social media if they don't get what they want. It is so contradicting it is hilarious.

Also see fake.
Everyone in the Fuckboy Squad asked me out at least once and then when I said no they blocked me so whatever.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017
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A fuckboy 35 + years old that still, surprisingly hasn't grown the fuck up yet.

Since all the women his age can see past his bullshit now, are probably married, or in his eyes "all dried up" even though he is in the same boat as them, the fuckman now preys on women 15 years younger than him, much to the young women's disgust and fear.

AKA most millennial males in like 10-20 years at the rate we are going.
The fuckman went to the rave and preyed on Felicia so she kicked him in the nuts.
by Tingle Likes Rupees November 17, 2016
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the best way to eat rice on the planet second to Indian curry. its rice topped with a seasoning of seaweed, bonito flakes, soy sauce etc and topped with hoisin sauce if you want.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 11, 2019
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Rule 34 of Pokemon. Banned on 4chan because of furry 4chan's board laws.
Guys like to see Porkyman on Rule 34 about Gardevoir.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 08, 2019
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When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.
Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 04, 2016
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