Tim's definitions

Eagle

(n.) A golf score of two strokes under par on a hole.

I can't believe Bob shot an eagle on 15!

by tim September 7, 2004

red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

lookbackascope

Rear-view mirror in a car or on a motorcycle.

In my lookbackascope I could see Old Bill gaining on me, so I cogged it down a couple and effed off.

by Tim September 22, 2004

macy

1. the target of tims cupcakes
2. a pussy; a person with no balls that wont ask whats on their minds

LOOK AT THAT MACY

*throws cupcake*

by tim September 25, 2004

killa

the best out there; number one

My killa mix lit up the joint last night at the club

by Tim September 28, 2004

jugular

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.

Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!

by tim May 2, 2006

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005