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age trap

when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s
lolitas in Thailand are such age trap girls.
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
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Mama bear

1. A ferocious, aggressive, strong (mentally, physically) woman whom is passionate with her lover and loves to cuddle. But when her lover or (his/her) honors on the line watch out! She will go beastial and attack first in word then with fist. If shes pissed god help you, she will go on a rampage till she feels things are right

2. (Used as a physical description, adj) to describe

a woman a woman whom is toned but with a flabby or chubby belly.
Mama bear Johanna threw her magazine down on the ground as another woman was dissing her man. She screamed: oh its on!
by Theamazinggeek November 6, 2019
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the preper

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.
Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack
by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015
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balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household
joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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