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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor
by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018
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pulled a reagan

The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.

And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.
You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan
by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018
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LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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vixen

A rather attractive woman with a agenda. Her agenda is to take all she can from an unsuspecting companion (sex, money, goods, etc) and then at the hint that this person may purpose marriage or such. She the vixen will disappear.
by Theamazinggeek February 25, 2015
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Carnivore

A little used term to describe a woman who is super aggressive toward getting a guy. When we say agressive, she is definently on a hunt and bag mission
Guy: that lady is a true carnivore. Shes been here every night and hitting on every hot guy
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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