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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc
Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises
by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019
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Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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Nest orgy

A free for all, royal rumble, swinger orgy with a ridiculous ammounts of people in one room. So many people you need to rent a school gym.

This term is reference to a nest or colony of mice.
Shawn: this orgy so huge i would no where to start.
Bobby: in a nest orgy dude you pick what you want and go to it. Hey remember theres bi guys here so dont forget to shout no if ones rubbing you.
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
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Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018
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LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
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