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Headset fuck

The act of having sex with a v-r headset on usually with a pornographic video (a 30 degree or vr video) playing. This kinda allows a guy or gal to have there dream fantasy coming true: to have sex with there dream girl or fave porn star.
When alecs doing a headset fuck is he fucking daisy marie or his wife
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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Eee-o eleven

1. A song by Sammy Davis Jr.

2. A term for a perfect Craps game gone sour

3. A Concept for which a person wishes and acheieves the perfect life. you have money, power and so many ways to show it off. With A block long limo with its driver, a penthouse with spending money laying about, and good looking people surrouding you. and then suddenly Its taken from you in an instant. like as if a single dice roll destroyed your life and your dreams.
Eee-o Eleven Strikes again ha ha with its patent pending tragic irony.
by Theamazinggeek February 21, 2019
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Santalogist

A term coined in the tv series "eureka".

A term meaning a person who studies santalogy, the study of santa claus. More importantly the myth, the science and magic that surrounds santa claus. A santalogist is not out there to disprove santas exsistance but rather to prove he exist and explain how he performs his miracles.
Man: I'm a santalogist by jove and im going to prove the little bugger exist.
by Theamazinggeek June 12, 2018
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Marriage trap

Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.

There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)

"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.
Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago
by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2018
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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Roles reversed

1. (General) A person in a nontraditional position
2. (A lifestyle) a lifestyle/ household (normally this applies to a heterosexual couple) in which the male is the home maker (house husband) and the female is the breadwinner.
3.( a personality type/ relationship type) by which a straight male acts feminine. And in turn a female is very masculine

For further reference see

*the term "house husband"
*the anime " life is like a cocktail"
*the manga "otomen

For an example see the word otomen
Jacob is the perfect roles reversed male, he packs his wife a cute lunch and has dinner, a hug, a glass of wine, and a fun movie to snuggle to when she comes home.
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life
Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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