Theamazinggeek's definitions

Trapper john

1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john

Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.

by Theamazinggeek September 4, 2019

santalogy

A word coined in the tv series eureka.

The study of santa claus. The myths, the science, the lore, magic etc. surrounding santa claus. Santalogy is psudo-science out to prove the exsistance of santa, explain the miracles and how he does he performs on christmas eve.

Ive been in the upper atmosphere all day mate, pioneering the field of santalogy

by Theamazinggeek June 12, 2018

Voters remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret months after the election. The feeling of why did i vote that way ? Why did i vote for him ?

Usually this feeling hits during tax time of the first year after a presidential election.

Guy1: dude, im going through voters remorse cause i realized i shoilda voted for Sanders !

by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018

Marriage trap

Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.

There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)

"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.

Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago

by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2018

Lone wolf

A person part of your vacation group who roams or has a seperate vacation plan than the one group planned. Hes goes out on his own and makes his own fun

Terry's a lone wolf, so he's never seen on these family vacations.

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Silver knight

1. A heroic character whose only role is to either steal the limelight, or steal the role as a white knight. The silver knight has only vanity and glory on there mind. Silver knights on the outside look like a heros ready to martyr themselves, but on the inside there ready to cave in, retreat, and hide the moment real danger comes there way. People described as a silver knight are just as two faced. If theres glory and reward, then theyll make the sacrifice. If there is no glory, there the first to run tail. They lack integrity. He has no cause, nor belief, just wants reward and its glory.
Usually in any story involving a silver knight, they end up pay in ng the price

Tip: if you wanna spot the difference between a white and silver knight look for fake humility.

The silver knight lets the white knight make the sacrifice and essentially never ends up dead.

by Theamazinggeek January 20, 2019

Tomcatting

1. Going out, walking about, looking for sex.
2. Going on sexual binge all night as you try to get with as many partners as possible.

Frank: There he goes, tomcatting the night away. Though i cant believe he trying to do so after he said he was so tired .

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019