provincation

A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.

Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.

REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.

Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
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Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
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FEMA

Quick FEMA us up, We need all the help we can get to build this thing
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Babel effect

In reference to the tower of babel.

That one word, one phrase, one recipe, etc., That is one idea is seen by a many people (dozens, hundreds, thousands, millions, etc), interpreted, researched, thought upon, and yet each person has an entirely different interpretation or concept from the original. Yet can be traced back to the original scource somehow.
Cooking is a good example of the Babel effect. 20 cooks are taught the same exact recipe, yet youll find them each putting a unique spin on the process, flavor, or nutritional value of it
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Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
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romanticist

1. A hopeless romantic who lives and philosophizes love and rommancisms.

2. A kind of Cyrano type person.
Jacob is sort of a romanticist. hes waxed poetry, swoons ladies with song, and dance the into his arms.
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Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 23, 2018
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