Theamazinggeek's definitions

Teaser

something used to put a female in heat

now that is a teaser

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

B.S.P.

An acronym for Broadcast Standards and Practices.

A specialized censor group created by abc (the american broadcast center), but formed originally by parents to take violence and sexual content off tv. While wanting putting more educational shows on.

B.S.P. makes tv safer for children everywhere

by Theamazinggeek June 20, 2018

New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent

Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.

by Theamazinggeek March 10, 2018

Bunny orgy

A term for when a guy has sex or tries to have sex with a ridiculous ammount of women. A reverse gang bang but gone crazy wild.

Basically put a guy has sex with sex with between 5 to 25 women in one orgy party. Normally seen in porn or in guys dreams but on ocassion seen as real. In this type orgy the males lays and is ridden, when one partners (male or female) climaxes. The female jumps off and another takes her place.

This type of orgy is not recommended. Why ? Its every guys dream right . Unless you want to be "milked" so long Viagra couldnt help you. "Ridden" so manny time (even against your will) your dick is burning for a week. Your back in traction for 2 weeks

The bunny orgy went into its 3rd day as the women showed no sign of satisfaction or tire. While the male looked near death

by Theamazinggeek April 16, 2018

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Benjamin Braddock

(usually in conjunction with "Pulling a")
When a young male is has a relationship with one member of another family (normally the daughter) and with one parental on the side (normally the mother.
In reference to the movie the Graduate

So your telling me you've been going out with your girlfriend and seeing her mother on the side. Basically you pulling a Benjamin Braddock

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

Pull an oliver north

Asked to and then playing the scapegoat for someone elses problem or mistake. (Sometimes without reguard to to the consequences). This is not to be taken likely as the ramifications could be dire or legally destructive to your life.

This is a tough, normally noble thing.

For further reference please see oliver north and the iran-contra affair

"Your really gonna pull an oliver north and take the blame for his bad decision"

by Theamazinggeek February 27, 2018