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Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household
joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
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Transformism

In reference to transformers.

A belief

*that rather than evolving, individuals transform into new.
*that we were all originally part of a greater collective, that our souls toil on earth gaining experiences, and after death bring back those experiences to the collective to help it evolve and transform.
*that these experiences create wisdom of the ages.
*that all things : past, present, and future are linked.
*that there is a need or we should seek the balance between all things. Good and evil, the technological and organic, etc.

A quote:
"We are all but fragments of the Matrix, which releases each of us in order to struggle, and grow, and evolve—so when we return to it, it may grow and evolve. Thus do we serve the Matrix, not just by battling, but also by acquiring knowledge, wisdom, and experiencing love."
Peace, It all begins with transformism or that is the belief in it, that we can better become more tolerant with one another
by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018
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War of opinion

Basically similar to a flame war or arguement on a forum but which goes on forever between people. Sometimes they have valid reasons, sometimes no. Either way they fight as if. Oddly enough it upgrades sometimes to a crusade of sorts level
Look at this war of opinion going on between these three jerks and a moderator. There just flaming each other like theres no tommorow
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
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American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.
"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"
by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018
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