Theamazinggeek's definitions
Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
Get the Blind kissmug. 1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc
by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019
Get the Alleycattingmug. Living sex toy.
A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.
And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.
And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
Get the LSTmug. "Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018
Get the Make like the maidmug. (In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.
4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.
4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018
Get the Pitter pattermug. A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)
It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.
In reference to the white collar office non birthday
It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.
In reference to the white collar office non birthday
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
Get the Cake daymug. In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"
This phrase has two meanings
1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.
2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
This phrase has two meanings
1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.
2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
Get the A bitch with two bonersmug.