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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
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santalogy

A word coined in the tv series eureka.

The study of santa claus. The myths, the science, the lore, magic etc. surrounding santa claus. Santalogy is psudo-science out to prove the exsistance of santa, explain the miracles and how he does he performs on christmas eve.
Ive been in the upper atmosphere all day mate, pioneering the field of santalogy
by Theamazinggeek June 12, 2018
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pulled a reagan

The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.

And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.
You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan
by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor
by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018
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White knight

1. A character found in Lewis Carroll

book "Through the Looking Glass"

2.A character type (characteristic) found in literature, media, etc and can sometimes describe a persons style in life. People described as white knights usually martyr themselves for a greater good or another person. They take on the pain, anguish, challenges, and consequences another would have face. They sacrifice all they have to give for the peace and love of others. Essentially a white knight is a hero who in most stories ends up dead or worse.

Some white knights are great crusaders and heros who have a just cause. Some have no real self esteem and are trying to make there lives worthy.
Kris is such a white knight, when it comes to the business of the resturant. He so willing to give all for his customers, and naught for himself
by Theamazinggeek January 20, 2019
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