Theamazinggeek's definitions

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

pulled a reagan

The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.

And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.

You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan

by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018

Trapper john

1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john

Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.

by Theamazinggeek September 4, 2019

Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

Reflecting blame

A form of shifting blame by which you blame your accusers for your problem, situation, transgressions, misdeeds, lies, etc.

A common example is when a couple argues. Typically when is caught cheating on the other. One partner will blame the other and the other will reflect it.

Childish

The arguement went long into the night as the couple continued reflecting blame onto one another.

by Theamazinggeek June 18, 2018

Poetry to your soul

A phrase meaning rommancism, chivalry, poetry (song), love. The ability to show/express love through action (not sexual related)

Allen Beck Stewart : "Davey, dont you have any poetry to your soul"

by Theamazinggeek February 8, 2019