Theamazinggeek's definitions

Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019

Cruelmas

a Term Coined in the tv anime series "MM!"

A term for a special kind of christmas related celebration that combinds the Christmas time of year and BDSM. On this day we show Cruelty, pain and dominance onto a submissive pet on that special days. All as sort of the perfect but creepy gift to a Masochists

Merry Cruelmas! ! (Direct Quote from the anime)

by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018

age trap

when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s

lolitas in Thailand are such age trap girls.

by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020

the preper

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.

Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Mama bear

1. A ferocious, aggressive, strong (mentally, physically) woman whom is passionate with her lover and loves to cuddle. But when her lover or (his/her) honors on the line watch out! She will go beastial and attack first in word then with fist. If shes pissed god help you, she will go on a rampage till she feels things are right

2. (Used as a physical description, adj) to describe

a woman a woman whom is toned but with a flabby or chubby belly.

Mama bear Johanna threw her magazine down on the ground as another woman was dissing her man. She screamed: oh its on!

by Theamazinggeek November 6, 2019

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Bunny orgy

A term for when a guy has sex or tries to have sex with a ridiculous ammount of women. A reverse gang bang but gone crazy wild.

Basically put a guy has sex with sex with between 5 to 25 women in one orgy party. Normally seen in porn or in guys dreams but on ocassion seen as real. In this type orgy the males lays and is ridden, when one partners (male or female) climaxes. The female jumps off and another takes her place.

This type of orgy is not recommended. Why ? Its every guys dream right . Unless you want to be "milked" so long Viagra couldnt help you. "Ridden" so manny time (even against your will) your dick is burning for a week. Your back in traction for 2 weeks

The bunny orgy went into its 3rd day as the women showed no sign of satisfaction or tire. While the male looked near death

by Theamazinggeek April 16, 2018