A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 24, 2018
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Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.
Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun
by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019
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New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek April 23, 2018
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Dragoness

A woman with a fiery, spiyfire like personality who is constantly angry. She has a controlling nature and has to keep things going her way. In a way, dominating is a second nature for her.

A dragoness uses insults, destructive, demeaning, humiliating, words (and statements) to destroy other people in an attempt to contol them and keep them in their "place".

Especially seen in the dating world a dragoness will demean, and publicly humiliate her mate to both keep him in his place and to keep him close. She figures if she demeans and contols him, he'll never leave her. Yes, she rules her mate by fear. In many cases, her mate never leaves her sight. Mates of a dragoness usually have there decisions made by the dragoness. So often he/she becomes lost without her. A dragoness never leaves her mate alone . It reminds us of the dragons of myth guarding her treasure.

Please not a dragoness does not necessarily have to be asian.
We all watched in horror as hailey's dragoness nature came out, as she completely tore into both her husband and the waiter.
by Theamazinggeek January 16, 2019
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White knight

1. A character found in Lewis Carroll

book "Through the Looking Glass"

2.A character type (characteristic) found in literature, media, etc and can sometimes describe a persons style in life. People described as white knights usually martyr themselves for a greater good or another person. They take on the pain, anguish, challenges, and consequences another would have face. They sacrifice all they have to give for the peace and love of others. Essentially a white knight is a hero who in most stories ends up dead or worse.

Some white knights are great crusaders and heros who have a just cause. Some have no real self esteem and are trying to make there lives worthy.
Kris is such a white knight, when it comes to the business of the resturant. He so willing to give all for his customers, and naught for himself
by Theamazinggeek January 21, 2019
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Silver knight

1. A heroic character whose only role is to either steal the limelight, or steal the role as a white knight. The silver knight has only vanity and glory on there mind. Silver knights on the outside look like a heros ready to martyr themselves, but on the inside there ready to cave in, retreat, and hide the moment real danger comes there way. People described as a silver knight are just as two faced. If theres glory and reward, then theyll make the sacrifice. If there is no glory, there the first to run tail. They lack integrity. He has no cause, nor belief, just wants reward and its glory.
Usually in any story involving a silver knight, they end up pay in ng the price

Tip: if you wanna spot the difference between a white and silver knight look for fake humility.
The silver knight lets the white knight make the sacrifice and essentially never ends up dead.
by Theamazinggeek January 21, 2019
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