Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
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Benjamin Braddock

(usually in conjunction with "Pulling a")
When a young male is has a relationship with one member of another family (normally the daughter) and with one parental on the side (normally the mother.
In reference to the movie the Graduate
So your telling me you've been going out with your girlfriend and seeing her mother on the side. Basically you pulling a Benjamin Braddock
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.
Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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Cub love

Similar to puppy, cub love is a purely blind crush on someone young by a cougar, or an older gay man. The person effected person will be smitten and stay infatuated until she/ he get her claws on him.

In severe cases people with cub love sometimes has these side effects:

* a high sex drive they feel wont ne satisfied unless by this crush.
*instant wetness or orgasm while thinking/walking and thinking of.
*easy excitement
*a giddiness and laugh similar to little girls.
* a happiness and cheerfulness that makes the person feel and act younger

*a wanting to claim the prime meet now.

These are good things k.

The best cure is to ask said out or buy him a drink.
Woman: Girl has a bad case of cub love for the wet dream guy at the end of the bar.
Woman 2: the one headin back to hid table of friends?
Woman with cub love: oh yeah
by Theamazinggeek March 16, 2018
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kitten

Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)
did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age
by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2015
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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