TheGoyWonder's definitions

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

Articulate

(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.

A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.

"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."

"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"

"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"

by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014

slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

afrocentric

An awkward, pseudo-PC way to say "black"

Officer, three big men dressed in baggy black clothes took my purse!

Were they...afrocentric?

by TheGoyWonder March 11, 2013

Boobpunch

Meaning: female who is a real pain and annoyance, like a punch to the female breast.

Usage: Like a juvenile form of “Bitch”, Boobpunch is used in petty arguments between women.

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Tammy: Let’s cut class and go to The Mall
Tina: ohhhh, I dunno…
Tammy: Don’t be a boobpunch, Tina.

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

Great Gatsby

A mysterious powerful figure, like the Wizard of Oz but a person very fancy, elegant, and controlling.

Usually used to mock somebody who is too big for their britches or otherwise pretentious.

You just think you're the Great Gatsby, don't you?

Who is the Great Gatsby anyways?

by TheGoyWonder April 20, 2013

Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017