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Ganjarrhea

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1. When you get so high and have terrible junk food munchies that wreck your stomach the next day.

2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
1. I should NOT have gotten so baked and then eaten 2 bags of ghost pepper chilis. I’ve been on the toilet all morning with the ganjarrhea!!!

2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
by TheCav May 12, 2025
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Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

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T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
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Duber

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It's Uber for stoners.
Tbone: I didn't drink anything but I got so high I couldn't drive home.

Me: Word? How'd you get home?

Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
by TheCav April 2, 2020
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A person's own preferred technique for self love, derived from years of trial and error.
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.

Me: You think she's right?

Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 3, 2020
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Vag-abond

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A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
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Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?

Tbone:. You been 69'd her?

Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
by TheCav August 15, 2019
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