camel toe

the unsightly appearance of the outline of a woman's genitals when she wears pants that are too tight
That girl need to learn to wear clothing that is less tight so we don't have to see her camel toe.
by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2008
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end

You get an end of the profits for your help, but are still not satisfied. If that is not a good reason to volunteer I don't know what is.
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punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat
An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.
by The Return of Light Joker April 01, 2009
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flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)
I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.
by The Return of Light Joker November 01, 2011
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flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2011
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brain one

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.
by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011
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nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid
I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.
by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010
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