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Definitions by The curious bibliophile

sacred beaver 

The forbidden vagina of a nun.
It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.

Winter wonderland 

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.
Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.
Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.
Vince wouldn't dream of interrupting his good friend Charlie. He was a right Watson.

half time talk 

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.
Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.
Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

burger bun

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it
He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.
Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.