The curious bibliophile 's definitions

Vegan

A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.

Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

whine glass

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Sexophone

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 9, 2019

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

sacred beaver

The forbidden vagina of a nun.

It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018