Definitions by The Thegn of Tottington

Legbitransqueer

Spoken word for the alphabet people.In spoken English LGBTQ+1A is 8 syllables when spoken LGBTQ is 5 Legbitransqueer just 4.The term queer includes +1A so there is no need to waffle through a list of letters.

That’s a Legbitransqueer bar….so let’s go to the bar opposite.

Legbitransqueer by The Thegn of Tottington December 16, 2023

Wefinition 

Highly contentious definition of a word or phrase which is really just a reiteration of what the intersectionalists mean when they use the language.Derived from Definition and World Economic Forum(WEF).

I looked up gamergate and cultural marxism on Wikipedia but only got Wefinitions.

Wefinition by The Thegn of Tottington December 16, 2023

Aapkaahaki 

Muslim of subcontinental ancestry who wishes to impose sharia law on Britain whilst at the same time extracting the maximum amount of money wealth and power from the state system currently in operation. Derived from Aap Kaa Hak the Urdu version of the 1970s Granada Television programme This is Your Right.

It was terrible those grooming gangs in Rochdale,all Aapkaahakis of course.

Aapkaahaki by The Thegn of Tottington December 16, 2023

Welsh Banquet 

Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).

I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.

Welsh Banquet by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Mariannasplaining 

Fighting the evil conspiracy theorists who spread disinformation,misinformation and malinformation.For the common good advancing the correct narrative showing us all that the current thing is the good thing. This phenomenon is named in honour of journalist and genius Marianna Spring chief disinformation correspondent of BBC.

Someone was asking what was the SECOND most secure presidential election in US history fortunately I was able through mariannasplaining to show that to ask that question was spreading misinformation.

Mariannasplaining by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Legbitransqueer

Sexual intersectionalist

How can he be a diversity hire he’s white? A-they’re some sort of legbitransqueer but they haven’t said which one they are this week.

Legbitransqueer by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Invest 

To spend taxpayers’ money.

The government is going to invest ten billion pounds in infrastructure projects.

Invest by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023