Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).
I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 03, 2023

An alternative spelling of GAY which was a homosexualist acronym of good as you. The spelling is used by people who do not believe that sexual deviants are “good as you”. It is often used to indicate effeminate behaviour that pro homosexual activists would describe as stereotyping but is actually pattern recognition.
That Keir Starmer is as ghey as a shitty dick.
by The Thegn of Tottington August 16, 2025

Alternative to saying “n word” as it’s only the n that makes that word offensive.If it started with another letter then it wouldn’t be offensive ie bigger,digger etc.
by The Thegn of Tottington November 20, 2023

A person holding a position, especially but not exclusively in the public sector,who is claiming some sort of equivalence in rank,status or authority to a commissioned officer in the armed forces. The most common example of this in the United Kingdom is that of ‘police officer’ a term which is even (mis)used in legislation. The origin of the word is in the scenario of a police constable stopping an erratic driver on suspicion of drunken driving were the suspect confirms the Police Constable’s suspicions by asking “what appears to be the problem ociffer?”. The reason it is incorrect for British policemen and women to be called officers is that the civil equivalent of a military commission is the commission of the peace which is held by Justices of the Peace. A police constable holds the king’s warrant not the king’s commission. Legally Constable is the only police rank,other ‘ranks’ such as Chief Superintendent,are at best appointments (like the army equivalent of a warrant officer 1st class holding the appointment of RSM) at worst internal job descriptions.
I could tell the police ociffer strutting about was a chief superintendent because he was kitted out in a uniform with ‘rank insignia’ identical to that of a lieutenant colonel.
by The Thegn of Tottington March 11, 2024

Spoken word for the alphabet people.In spoken English LGBTQ+1A is 8 syllables when spoken LGBTQ is 5 Legbitransqueer just 4.The term queer includes +1A so there is no need to waffle through a list of letters.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 16, 2023

Fighting the evil conspiracy theorists who spread disinformation,misinformation and malinformation.For the common good advancing the correct narrative showing us all that the current thing is the good thing. This phenomenon is named in honour of journalist and genius Marianna Spring chief disinformation correspondent of BBC.
Someone was asking what was the SECOND most secure presidential election in US history fortunately I was able through mariannasplaining to show that to ask that question was spreading misinformation.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 03, 2023

Female equivalent of toxic masculinity. There being nothing in actual femininity that could be described as toxic the word was invented to mean aberrant thought processes and behaviour in women.
Germaine was complaining about the low representation of women in a profession that very few women seem interested in or apply for jobs in.She said it was because of the patriarchy. We all thought that was an appalling display of feminism.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 20, 2024
