suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

by The Return of Light Joker April 08, 2008

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

6 bits

75 cents

I have 6 bits. Who wants gumballs?

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2010

draw a blank

to fail to remember something completely

He drew a blank when I asked him about the prom. (example of draw a blank)

by The Return of Light Joker July 08, 2009

comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 04, 2008

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2008

netizen

an active participant in communal online activities

I was invited to chat with other gamers by a netizen but decline due to lack of definite time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2010