rabbit ears

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing

Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2008

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 04, 2009

pileup

a collision involving numerous motor vehicles

There is a nasty pileup on the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2009

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

get some

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008