The Real Beast.'s definitions

Belle

A woman who can bitch slap you and make you smile at the same time.

I saw her eyes and I knew it was coming and then she belled me, my head turned to the side and when it ratcheted back I was left smiling.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Cogburn

A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about “ girl stuff “.

Yeah his daughter knows he’s a Cogburn so she dropped out of school to take care of him.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Cissy

A guy who is overly cautious. But if you knew why you might at least understand if not sympathize.

Chris said, “Topher, you are a Cissy if you don’t let your son play football. Topher replied, “ I have had four concussions, how many have you had, Chris?

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023