The Real Beast.'s definitions

Cogburn

A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about “ girl stuff “.

Yeah his daughter knows he’s a Cogburn so she dropped out of school to take care of him.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.

I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Ben

A guy who welcomes you into his world even though you know you don’t belong there and he knows that too. So he rallies all the community to welcome you to the community by small gestures like dropping by some leftovers right when you get home from work and just happen to be exhausted.

I thought that guy hated me and he benned me by dropping by some paella his gorgeous wife made.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Carr

A guy who always does what’s right and you know you can trust b/c He will help in time of need and he will defend you when you are not there to defend yourself.

My friend told me my neighbor carred a guy for talk in’ shit about me.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023