Startling.
Since guys like Roger from Training day (the ones that have a gun hidden in the newspaper they're reading) are rare instead of common, I'd watch the noisy one trying to be scary before I'd watch the quiet ones reading a book, newspaper, or magazine, since the noisy one is the one that will creep up from behind and shoot, split the back of your skull with a hammer, cut you in half with a machete, or run you over and keep going, all while claiming it was in self defense or on accident.
by The Original Agahnim August 13, 2021
The purse dog might have been laughable as a kid (with nicknames like mouth of the south coming from both other kids and adults) but he/she spent his/her entire life trying to turn the tables and get revenge on the Goliaths of his/her youth, gathering marauders for support.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
Cartman wanted to try being a failure for fun, to see what it was like, but didn't want to get stuck as a failure all the time, like when he started pretending to have Tourette's to fuck with people's lives, then he ended up really being stuck with Tourette's and only his stuffed animals would tell him he was awesome, at least that was what he saw in his hallucination. Perhaps there was justice in the world.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
A time when you start feeling old because you've been out of high school more than 5 years (you don't still take the same chances you did in high school), but you don't know yet that in 10 years, you won't feel as old as you did in your mid twenties, even though you'll actually be a lot older than you were in your mid twenties.
Your mid 20s isn't an easy time because you haven't lived long enough to know that if you find your rythym, even if you've done it before more than once, it isn't just luck, or who you were yesterday.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
You wouldn't think any guy would want to be with a female that had 30 husbands, but somehow she stayed married to all of them, like moths to the flame of an antimormon.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).
All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021