Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Stop signs
Something that acts as a kind of bureaucratic red tape for freedom loving warriors that would argue that stop signs are bureaucratic red tape.
Michael- Gimme something to rap about, anything.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.
Stop signs by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
Courage
First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.
First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.
Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.
Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.
Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.
Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.
Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.
Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.
First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.
Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.
Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.
Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.
Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.
Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.
Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.
Courage by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
Witches
They were burning them a few hundred years ago, but when was the last time you heard about one being burned as a form of public execution in your local news?
The weird bubbly cultish girl had nothing else but desperately wanted to start an argument, so she resorted to bringing up examples of witches that were persecuted, deemed inferior, or otherwise treated unfairly by males of their day that she read about in a book though she had no thoughts of her own on the matter or personal experience that wasn't manufactured by her mind with being treated unfairly by society. She was a JAP, (non-Jewish) a Jewish Amercian Princess , a spoiled rotten individual.
Witches by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
joker
Female joker- Don't let the halo fool you, I like a good fight!
Batman- Then you're gonna love me! It's too bad nobody invites either of us to parties anymore, we both just show up, you as entertainment and me as security!
Batman- Then you're gonna love me! It's too bad nobody invites either of us to parties anymore, we both just show up, you as entertainment and me as security!
joker by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
counter-balancing
He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.
counter-balancing by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Narcissist
Someone that writes a definition about another narcissist, meanwhile they live by the double standard of thinking they are prettier than this other person.
Hey, that dude lives by a double standard, I'm gonna poke fun at him, he doesn't even know he's the narcissist, not me.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Narcissist
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021