The Original Agahnim's definitions
Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.
Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the sciencemug. Not every conversation involves flirting, though some females think guys can't resist doing so in any conversation.
The girl was a narcissist, that was why she took everything the guy said as flirting, sexual innuendo, or harassment. She thought every guy that saw her wanted to fuck her, and that it was the only thought in their brain. So any conversation became her hearing what she wanted to hear no matter what the guy actually said. She always read into in such a way that it sounded to her like another guy that wants to fuck her like every other guy she meets in her mind.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Conversationmug. Of the ones that claim to care about them, some people say they love beasts, then they go and clear cut 50 something acres of their homes, displacing or killing anything that stuck around. If that was land people lived on, they would want to beat somebody or worse for trying to displace them, but when it comes to animals and trees, people seem a lot more forgiving about mowing them down.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the beastsmug. Those dorks were now claiming to be letting the monsters into their own homes, which wasn't any less inflammatory than trying to have them kicked out of them. They must have thought the world owed it to them to make way for them and celebrate their presence there.
by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
Get the Inflammatorymug. What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.
The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Men's trackmug. Some people would like to see everyone else devolve alone, as long as it isn't them, but if they start to devolve too, they want everyone to devolve together, since together is the way they like to do everything (as they hate being alone and will say anything to keep lots of people around them at all times).
Martin Luther King would have been as entertained if everyone devolved together, bound for something like Squid Games and both psychological and physical standoffs that escalated into their final stupidity as he would have been by brotherhood/sisterhood. The leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood folks can't wait for us all to devolve together, it's just good fun in their minds, those adrenaline junkies that they are!
by The Original Agahnim January 19, 2022
Get the Devolve togethermug. Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
Get the Dog eat dogmug.