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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Narcissist 

By adopting the name of her brother's childhood neighborhood (not her own, as she wasn't originally from there) she could make one more of many things in life (if not everything, as always) about herself instead of about the issue.
The narcissist would always try to stand in front of the forest (which she was planning on clear cutting anyway, until she was the only thing left to see, except since she hated being alone, she needed to leave a few things left around to see her so that she wouldn't have to stand alone, cowards usually don't like to have to stand alone) like a tree so that everyone would only see her and not the bigger picture (how small not only they were in comparison to her as they were always told by her, but also how small she really was right along with the rest of everyone else).
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

backstabber 

Someone that would befriend your worst enemy just to get their face on a stupid fucking billboard, then try to come back claiming to be your ally.
The backstabber wasn't quite the ally or friend that she said she was, if ever you did think she was a friend of yours.

thought brother/sister

If everyone was a thought brother/sister, there wouldn't be anyone more in charge than the next, there would be no hierarchy.
A thought brother/sister must be a dream to wake up from, since people seem to want a thought leader more than they want one of those.
A somewhat elevated vehicle that some drivers feel that they can cover their enemies from.
The usual driver of the Jeep was in a position elevated above everyone else around him/her. That must've made him/her feel more powerful, possibly tougher.
Jeep by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Freedom fighter 

In the old days, a freedom fighter might ride around on horseback to make himself/herself appear higher than the law so that he/she could trample all over people's rights, but nowadays they just ride around in a Jeep to try and intimidate/instigate people since it's quicker and more convienient.
The freedom fighter wanted everyone arrested (all the boys to the yard) and the town locked down with lies.
The dorks thought that demolishing the prominent buildings they loved and trying to change the heart of the neighborhood forever would be like what the grinch did with Christmas to the locals, except it would last all year every year, they thought that burning them, demolishing them, cutting their trees down would crush them, and yet their Camelot lived on.
Grinch by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.
Pig sty by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022