The Original Agahnim's definitions

Motivated

Someone that can't keep out of trouble.

The guy arrested for extortion, armed robbery, grand theft auto, burglary, racketeering, and money laundering was just a little too motivated/energized and perhaps not lazy enough to stay out of trouble, trouble the lazy couch potato knew nothing of.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.

The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

strict

Authoritative or authoritarian by nature.

The kid that thinks everyone else is uptight is usually the one that bullies because of too little discipline, not too much of a strict or authoritative childhood from either parent. A kid that remembers their parent mostly for singing and games didn't have the strict childhood they claim to have had, no matter what image they're going for.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Weightlifting

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's like boxing in that sense. Even if there is strategy and technique involved, boxing is two guys (or girls) beating the shit out of each other, and weightlifting is people getting exercise. Any time you turn something like getting regular exercise into sport or a competitive activity, it begins to get silly.

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's people getting a workout.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are more humble and less narcissistic than they really are.

The dork thought she was a beacon of humility and hope, when really she always showed up like she owned the place to be inflammatory to anyone originally from there.

by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021

Home

Where you're from originally, where your heart is from, where it started beating.

The guy/girl from Pennsylvania claimed this as his her home too, as much his/her home as the locals, but in reality Pennsylvania would always be home for him/her and this would be somewhere he/she lived as long as he/she lived here. He/she was a guest, a visitor, even if he/she had been here a while or was thinking about staying a while (meaning locals were putting up with his/her bullshit even when they didn't have to).

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

Plain

Dull.

The plain girl was plain and bossy, not colorful, exciting and fun.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021