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Kirstie Alley Syndrome

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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emotionally raped

Emotionally raped is a person who feels absolutely violated, mistreated and abused in a non-physical contact manner. Its the improper treatment that stirs the soul into a breakdown mode.

To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.

An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.
I spoke with the electricity company and felt emotionally raped after the conversation they had with me. They spoke down to me in such a way that I felt they had emotionally raped me and even put that in my complaint.

The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!

Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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male infanticide

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.
Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Fuck U Later

Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...

What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!

CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!

Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Nicole Richie Diet

A cocktail of illegal and legal drugs mixed together.

Mixture of dolls.

A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.

Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.

The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.

The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome

The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"

"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"

"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"

"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Hugh Grant

Born Hugh John Mungo Grant to Scottish parents in the U.K, Hugh Grant's career took off when he did 'Remains of the Day'(1993) and 'Four Weddings and a funeral' (Golden Globe won for Best Actor 1994). Although having Scottish ancestry, Hugh Grant mainly plays upper class Englishmen.

Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.

Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.

Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
"Hey baby you ready for some black sugar?"

"Errm Errm Errm, sure, but I am Hugh Grant you know, Errm Errm Errm..."

"You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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