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burqa

The burqa is a woman’s garment sometimes worn by deviant men, which is used to cover up a woman’s or mans entire face, accept their eyes. The burqa is said to be popular among prostitutes who play out ‘The Dance of the Seven Veils’ where strips of veils are peeled off until the dancer is completely stark raving naked.

Historically the burqa has been used by scarlet women who were not able to control their sexual appetites, so were ordered to keep covering up until only their eyes were left to cover up with a shallow veil. An example is the beautiful young Salomé who danced for King Herod, his lords, commanders and important guests, peeling off her seven veils until she was left wearing barely a stitch of clothing. Much like a Cher concert accept a lot more pornographic. See sex toys and Jezebel.

The burqa is a Muslim veil that gives off mysterious hints of sensuality.

The burqa is a stereotypical image of a courtesan, harem women and working prostitutes in Muslim countries. See veil fetishism and mud races.

The burqa has undergone recent modernization with Kylie Minogue wearing a cut up burqa revealing naked flesh, boobs and ass. See democracy.

The burqa is a Muslim veil in the form of a variety of headdresses worn in accordance with hijab (the principle of dressing modestly). See The Prophet Muhammad.

History notes that women who wear the burqa are said to be women who cannot trust themselves sexually in the company of men or who are oppressed by men that will not allow them to have the same sexual freedom as them. emotionally raped.

The burqa is to cover up, to hide, to conceal, to not be seen, or heard, or of little importance in facial expression or of facial appearance.

The burqa is Islamic clothing and varies from country to country. Taliban enforced all women to wear full Afghan burqa’s or suffer death. To have but a hair sticking out of your burka was to also suffer rape then death.

The burqa is said to hide a woman’s shame and keep her behind a closed veiled curtain.
Lotus believed she was not oppressed, but having being emotionally raped from birth with Islam; it was very hard to dig her out from the hole she was in.

The Taliban raped and killed women who did not wear the Afghan burqa, or who wore it in an inappropriate manner that had a hair sticking out.

She did not have to worry about grooming herself or watching her figure, as who would notice her under the full burqa she was wearing?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Grey Water

A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.

It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
"Did you just piss in the shower?"

"Yeh!"

"Ewww now our grey water is gonna be yellow water!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Strip Pool

When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!

Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.

Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.

Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.

Strip Pool is K00l!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Doctor Shopper

The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want.

The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.

To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.
"Renee is a real Doctor Shopper!" "I heard she saw 24 Doctors in one week!"

Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Princess Misha'al

Death of a Princess is a true life movie on how Princess Misha'al (Saudi Arabian Princess Misha'al bint Fahd al Saud) was executed for falling in love.

Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.

The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.

Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.

Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Princess Misha'al almost escaped Islam, but was killed in an honor killing by her family.

The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
by The Moody Poet February 6, 2007
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necro-slut

To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.

To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.

To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."

"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Who let the dog out?

Another way of saying, who farted?
I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"

"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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