The Grottomaster's definitions
by The Grottomaster August 22, 2011
Get the Fucking Retrospectmug. A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.
by The Grottomaster August 14, 2011
Get the Governmentmug. A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
Get the laced muttonmug. The secret process sought by all boys of puberty age after they discover that their eyes are going to cross, that they have given themselves venereal disease, and all the other various horror myths which adult men tell them about masturbation.
Buddy has been asking all his uncles on the sly how to unmasturbate because his crotch has suddenly begun to itch and he thinks he's given himself the clap.
by The Grottomaster June 29, 2011
Get the unmasturbatemug. The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.
As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.
by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011
Get the Carbon cockprintmug. That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.
by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011
Get the stumpmastermug. An Appalachian noun describing either a fish of very large dimension or an unusually large pecker, (on either an animal or a human.) The 'g' has a soft pronunciation, like a 'j-sound'.
by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011
Get the slungermug.