Definitions by The Grottomaster
covfefe
press covfefe n.-- a non-magical coven's, (in this instance, the press), snafu editorial product. The fefe suffix stems from an extension of snafu, originally a WW II military slang acronym that meant "situation normal -- all fucked up". In "covfefe", the acronym is extended to "situation normal -- all fucked up, for each and everyplace", ergo: "snafufeae". Given that we are in the era of texting our messages, this rather cumbersome acronym has been corrupted to "snafefe" which rolls off the tongue much more eloquently. From this point it became a simple matter to prefix "snafefe" with "coven", thus combined, "covfefe", a coven, fucked up, everywhere.
covfefe by The Grottomaster June 1, 2017
Hillaristeria
The paranoid belief by rabid Hillary Clinton devotees that Vladimir Putin somehow figured out how to achieve what Al Gore would have sold his soul for, ergo: a means of manipulating the U.S.Presidential election.
Hillaristeria by The Grottomaster December 12, 2016
fortunication
To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
fortunication by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
piss test
Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.
piss test by The Grottomaster May 9, 2015
Left Behind Republican Party
The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".
The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.
Left Behind Republican Party by The Grottomaster September 13, 2012
laced mutton
A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
laced mutton by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
sausage
An archaic reference, typically by soldiers of other European nations, to an attractive and curvy young German lass. One of the oldest *War and Peace* translators, Nathan Haskell Dole, coined this term in the late 1800s in his erudite rendition of Tolstoy's Magnum opus.
sausage by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011