stumpmaster

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.

by The Grottomaster May 14, 2011

Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster April 22, 2011

re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011

cold finger

Metaphor for the medical exam administered for prostate cancer.

I'm going in for the cold finger today -- I hope the doctor has small hands.

by The Grottomaster April 28, 2011

Mucous Mary

A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.

Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary

by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011

ghost

A corruption and/or diminution of the phrase "G-spot Host", which is a person who sponsors an orgy, usually at their home.

Sally is the ghost for tonight's get-together. Are you going to go straight or French?

by The Grottomaster April 29, 2011

Government

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.

My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!

by The Grottomaster May 23, 2011