The Grottomaster's definitions

Mucous Mary

A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.

Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Archpedophile

A priest who has molested at least 100 boys.

He's almost achieved his ranking as an Archpedophile -- he only has four boys to go.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

K.K.K.

The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".

I joined the K.K.K. last week and they already have me set up to mentor three retarded Klingons!

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

beavophobia

A psychological and abnormal fear of anything to do with beavers. Also, a personal prejudice against people who have buck teeth.

I started repairing the dam of my pond yesterday and my neighbor ran off screaming -- I think he has beavophobia.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

swinolicci

Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.

I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011