Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.
I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".
The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.
by The Grottomaster September 13, 2012
That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.
by The Grottomaster June 07, 2011
An affliction, chiefly of the skin, where one breaks out in body sores which seep with pus subsequent to eating exclusively at McDonald's for a month or more. A secondary symptom is uncontrollable diarrhea coupled with spontaneous projectile vomiting. When such people habitually take home leftovers and feed them to their dogs, it often results in *yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye." There is no known cure for this ailment.
He found a breaded and fried chicken head in his McNuggets and stopped eating there but it was too late -- he had already developed meatox.
by The Grottomaster October 26, 2011