Red ranger

The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.

Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.

Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.

OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!

by The Anticlown February 03, 2015

Peach

An emoji incorrectly used by Millennial twats to represent an ass. It actually represents the pussy and was made relevant by Castor Troy in Face/Off who represented it as the simile to the labia, the groove of the fruit being the space between the labial lips.

"I could eat a peach for hours," Castor Troy stated as he was enjoying a succulent peach in the presence of his female company, implying his penchant for performing cunnilingus upon females.

by The Anticlown June 16, 2017

roidrape

Someone who takes performance-enhancing substances such as androgens, testosterone, steroids, and such and becomes prone to sexual stimulation as a result, as well as forcing themselves on a potential victim, likely becoming angry if they resist, even more so prone to anger due to the substance-abuse.

Olaf: You heard about what happened to Arnie at the stripclub?

Sven: That big mother fucker at the gym? No. What?

Olaf: His roids got his mind all fucked up. He beat the crap out of the bouncers and forced himself on a stripper.

Sven: Damn. He roidraped that hoe.

by The Anticlown January 21, 2017

Ultra-instult

A combination of ultra-instinct and insult, much like Ultra instinct allows a seemingly clairvoyant intuition to move any part of the body to properly counter and attack an opponent and interact with the environment without thought, Ultra-instult allows one to say anything without investigation of issue at hand and without malice as well as with the right timing and right focus of topic in order to shut down an argument or flat-out insult somebody to the point that verbal exchange will cease before it can begin and force a people to look at themselves and reevaluate who they are in order to change for the better.

It can also be used when engaging in a debate in order to automatically win without engaging in any long and drawn-out points, explanations, validations, and will immediately disable any personal agenda in order to prevent bias in arguments.

Veggie: I'll show that Goku! He thinks he can outshine me at the gym! This guy just joined yesterday and everyone is already on his dick! I'm gonna tell that asshole off! Hey, you!

Goku: Oh, hey! What's up, buddy?! Oh! Wow! That is so cool! I love your shirt! It's bright orange! Just like how I like it! It really shows off your rippling pecs, too! You gotta give me tips!

Veggie: Well...thanks. I guess. But I'm here to...

Goku: Hold on a sec! I need to squat this! Man, 1000 lbs. is great but I need to max higher than that. Maybe, you can help me reach my next PR. You look like you might have tips. I'm sure you got killer legs hiding underneath like that killer chest. Oh! Sorry, dude! That was rude. What did you want to talk about?

Veggie: Oh. Uh. You dropped your keys.

Goku: Oh, man! Thanks, buddy! You're so kind!

Veggie: Yeah. I'm gonna...go workout over there now.

Goku: Hope to see you soon! Everyone, that guy is a class act all the way! I respect him!

Olaf: Why did Veggie shut down like that? He looked like he was gonna go on a warpath to him.

Sven: Because Veggie always skips leg day. That's why he always wears pants. Goku struck a nerve. Also, Goku, simultaneously and unintentionally, poured on Veggie's guilt by killing him with kindness while he was weakened by and preoccupied with his leg day insecurity. It was the perfect combination and Goku is oblivious to the fact that he, easily, quelled Veggie's raging spirit. He must have used ultra-instult.

by The Anticlown February 06, 2018

stem-on-stem

The act of rubbing two penises against each other like two pieces of wood starting a campfire.

Eve got everyone cast out of Eden bc she was being a triflin' ho. It was cold outside of the garden but their reaction towards Eve moreso as they gave her the cold shoulder. So Adam and Steve decided to embrace each other for warmth. They pressed up against each other. But their tallywhackers were hanging and get cold from the wind. So they grabbed them and started stem-on-stemming for frictional warmth because no one wants a freezing dildo up their asshole. They took turns parking their canes in each other while laying on the back of the other to keep them warm.

by The Anticlown April 19, 2017

Hennything

One of many things lame-ass tools say to sound funny or clever but really sound like attention-seeking alcoholics. Stated in the presence and influence of Hennessy.

Teen: Alright! You brought liquor to the party! Oooh! It's Hennessy! Woot! It's going to be a real party! It's gonna get wild! Hennything is possible!

Just turned 21: Just...don't. Just don't. You sound lame as fuck. It was fucking cringe-worthy. I feel embarrassed for you.

by The Anticlown September 27, 2017

Chickenfoot

Symbolizing cock-fighting, a person would present this item to another as a declaration of a challenge, a fight typically to the death. The two parties are automatically in agreement, reluctance is irrelevant, and once the challenge is issued, cannot be rescinded by either party under penalty of death. No weapons or cheating are allowed but at times is loosely enforced. However, dirty fighting is acceptable.

After watching 3 seasons of Prison Break so far, Ralphum had become annoyed by Trayvon's incessant blathering and spoilers. Intent on watching season 4 properly, it was then Ralphum decided to take matters into his own hands. He presented to Trayvon an eaten buffalo wing leg bone. Ralphum chickenfoot Trayvon.

by The Anticlown May 24, 2017