penis operation

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy

One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation

by Tha Pyngwyn February 01, 2004

blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

by Tha Pyngwyn August 08, 2005

ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

by Tha Pyngwyn October 25, 2007

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser

The Wacky Protestor's latest anti-Christian invention used to creat a world with no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Bibleman... that's some f'ed up stuff

by Tha Pyngwyn October 29, 2004

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003