Tha Pyngwyn's definitions

Falling Freak

One of those lunatics who thinks that skydiving or base jumping or bungee jumping or any other sort of "falling-to-your-death-but-not-really" activity is cool.

Hey, let's go down to the bridge and untie the Falling Freaks when they jump off!

I don't hate Falling Freaks; I just don't like scraping them off of my driveway.

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

by Tha Pyngwyn October 25, 2007

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011

it

Something to be done; Something that is

It must be.
Just do it.
They did it.

by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003

meganegrodong

Stereotypical endowment of the African-American male.

Now that Lexington Steele, he has the meganegrodong

by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003