Definitions by Tha Pyngwyn

the State of California 

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

the State of California by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011

ZJ 

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

ZJ by Tha Pyngwyn October 25, 2007

NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

NASCAR by Tha Pyngwyn June 10, 2006

Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

Ker- by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

Falling Freak 

One of those lunatics who thinks that skydiving or base jumping or bungee jumping or any other sort of "falling-to-your-death-but-not-really" activity is cool.

Hey, let's go down to the bridge and untie the Falling Freaks when they jump off!

I don't hate Falling Freaks; I just don't like scraping them off of my driveway.

Falling Freak by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser 

The Wacky Protestor's latest anti-Christian invention used to creat a world with no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Bibleman... that's some f'ed up stuff

neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser by Tha Pyngwyn October 29, 2004

penis operation 

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy

One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation

penis operation by Tha Pyngwyn February 1, 2004