81 definitions by Tee Cee Deez
Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
Fuck man, we were at Lucy’s place and my buddy Joe had just finished jackhammering her. I was about to get a piece of that, but after witnessing the schlongcumference Joe left, there’s no way I could fill the gap like he did. I did however dismantle her ass after giving Lucy the Rectum Rattle!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.
Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020
Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023