81 definitions by Tee Cee Deez
Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 5, 2021